I was blog surfing since working is impossible (thanks to a co-worker who does nothing but chatter inanely all day.  Really, pretending to be smart does not make you sound smart!) and came across this game.  Here are the rules (cut and paste from the source site):

* Pick 15 of your favorite movies
* Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie (or quote them from memory because you are just that good)
* Post them on your blog for everyone to guess
* Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed

These are your rules:
* No Googling or using IMDB search functions (Don’t cheat!)
* Leave your answer(s) in the comments So, here it goes!

1 – God gave us a great big apple, see, and He said don’t touch it. He didn’t say touch it once in a while; He didn’t say take a nibble when you’re hungry; He said don’t touch it! Don’t think about touchin’it, don’t sing about touchin’ it, don’t *think* about singin’ about touchin’ it!

2 – All right, remember – alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you! (Congrats to Kerry for getting this one from The Wedding Singer!)

3 – What am I going to do with you? You simply won’t… die.

4 – Unfortunately, THIS guitar said, ‘When I get back to Georgia, that woman gonna feel my pain.’ THIS one said something along the lines of, ‘Why yes, these pants ARE lycra.’ THESE said, ‘I’m very sensitive, very caring, and I have absolutely no idea how to play the guitar.’

5 - The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero. (Again, Kerry got this one…it’s Dances with Wolves.  I think it may actually be the first line in the movie…..)

6 – Prepare to be humiliated on cable television!

7 – Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.

8 – A cat’s a better mother than you.  (Kerry’s a genius!  It’s from Gone with the Wind.  Sure, it’s not as famous as “After all, tomorrow is another day” or “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,” but I had to make it a little challenging!)

9 – Now which doll shall we give Daisy’s little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix? (Stefanie got it right…it’s Love, Actually)

10 – A real loser is someone who’s so afraid of not winning he doesn’t even try.

11 – Duct tape will not make an honest man out of you.

12 – That’s not Yankee dancing – that’s Devil Rays dancin’!

13 – Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn’t have given you maracas if He didn’t want you to shake ‘em. (Score another one for Stefanie…that is from the movie that my 13-year old self considered the greatest film EVAH…Dirty Dancing!)

14 – We’ve been waiting here an hour. He’s peed three times already.

15 – God take my testicles and fry them up with bacon!

So, there you go.  Some are easy and some are hard.  I’ll update as I receive the correct answers!