So I gave blood today (I was told that I was “very good at bleeding.”) and, while I was watching my blood drain out I thought of a friend that I once had.  She works in a hospital and once was the person who would always come to take your blood.  I think technically she was a phlebotomist, but she had a better name to describe her job: vampire.

As my mind was doing it’s random association trick, as it normally does, I started to think of other fun phrases I’ve picked up from friends.  Here are a few:

Corporate food – not from a friend, but from Blondie (also known as Lung Lady).  This is used, specifically, to describe food from chain restaurants.  In reality, though, I think she uses it to describe any place she doesn’t want to eat.

Frontal butt – A friend of mine, who is not known for witticisms, came up with this one.  How should I describe it.  Well, some overweight men are proportioned so that their rears are, well, rather large.  As a result, the front of their pants (you know what part I’m talking about), is baggy.  Sometimes, though, it’s worse.  Sometimes that area is poofy, and not in a good way.  Yes, that my friends, is frontal butt.

Carte Blanche – I inadvertantly came up with this one and, well, I’m not going to tell you what it is because it isn’t really very nice and, frankly, it came up during a gossip session (that should tell you something).  But, if you must know what it means, you’ll have to track down one of my friends who were there that night!